December 2011
omg i cant wait until i get to meet beardboy
someone teach me how to not be a nerd
i actually cant stop stalking this guy and i’m scaring myself ok help me
omg my dad’s girlfriend’s sons invited me to their new years/birthday party and that’s weird i’ve never even met them what do i do
“Chicago” by Sufjan Stevens and “Clocks” by...
guy: girl you're a muslim
girl: why
guy: cause your body islamin
btw you should all look forward to a lot of talking about beardboy for the next month or so lol
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i still cant understand how a fifteen year old can have a beard like that i mean it just i cant idk
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face.
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i’m serious i’m like in love with beardboy
matt damon needs a new face wow
vvrists:
u turn my software into hardware
babyminaj:
my tabs have to be in a certain order, because if they’re not, being online just doesn’t feel right
i no longer know how to not be creepy wowomg
“Mankind’s choice now is evolve or perish. Grow the fuck up or die.”
– Michael Ruppert (via nathanielstuart)
lmaonade
